Guy Lies And Tells Co-Worker That He's Getting Fired

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    Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/SYNTHLORD 22h S 4 TIFU by telling my coworker/friend that the mandatory pizza party he was called into was actually him getting fired We work in building science. Once in a while we get performance reviews, which basically consists of feedback/congratulations and free pizza. So, we had that meeting today, which means we get the day off and free pizza. It's actually a really great day to have, because pizza. Nobody is getting in trouble since we're all skilled at our jobs.
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    Text - Now, the coworker I'm referring to is a bit new, and hasn't had a review day yet. He texted me asking why he's getting called in to a performance review (which admittedly sounds kind of scary). Me, knowing all this time it's basically a pizza party, sarcastically told him it's because he's getting fired. Me being a dumb- dumb didn't think that this would come off as serious via text message. Oh lord Jesus, it did come off as serious to him. All I got as a response from him was "wow." and
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    Text - He comes in INA TUXEDO with a COSTUME MONOCLE. People immediately started smirking and asking him why he's wearing a tuxedo, but he's basically just shrugging them off. Naturally our boss is kind of smirking and picks him for an interview first. Assuming he's getting fired, he puts on his poker face and eats pizza during the entire duration of our bosses 2-on-1 interview with him. Like, in the fashion of constantly having a morsel of pizza in his mouth, with an attitude. I can see them th
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    Text - My friend gets up, flies out of the office and calls dick. Everyone is laughing, including him. At the end of the day, everyone had a good day except for me, whose performance review started off with "what are you 15?" But I still got free pizza and finally saw a monocle in real life
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    Text - tldr: Told my friend/coworker he's getting fired, even though it was a harmless performance review and pizza party. He shows up in a Tuxedo and a costume monocle and eats pizza during the entire duration of his interview. 17.7k 509 Share

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